{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Caeciri was a Roman–Berber civitas (town) and ancient diocese in Africa Proconsularis. Its exact location is unknown, though it must have been in the Sahel, Tunisia region south of Algiers in modern Algeria.
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Uldario Molina Jr., popularly known by his stage name Negi, is a Filipino stand-up comedian, actor and politician. He appeared on Gandang Gabi, Vice! as Vice Ganda's side kick. He appeared in various TV shows of ABS-CBN such as Minute to Win It, Gandang Gabi, Vice!, Game ng Bayan, It's Showtime, Kapamilya, Deal or No Deal, I Can See Your Voice, It's Your Lucky Day, Rainbow Rumble, and FPJ's Batang Quiapo, and films such as Kimmy Dora and the Temple of Kiyeme, Sisterakas, Echorsis, Super Parental Guardians, Finally Found Someone, Kusina Kings, Wander Bra, Familia Blondina, and Ayuda Babes.
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